Swearing has always struck me as funny. Even though I dont /cant do it myself anymore there are times when the nicest thing I can think of to say is ” Go flap yourself.” Today while meeting with my girlfirend Becky via Skype, which works really well since I can type while she talks…she let loose a torrent of innovative and imaginative profanity just like the old days when we were hot young wild and free! I laughed for a straight 5 minutes. Silent laughter over skype is hysterical.

So we came up with a service for ALS patients with Bulbar onset: for the low low price of $19.95 /month we’ll tape Becky laying down the profane law with whatever legths of profanity you prefer…so you can replay it at will…whenever you get the urge to swear. Surrogate swearing. Get the expression with none of the blame!

*&%$@!%*& Feeding Tube!
I can hear you M^$#!@$^*’s I just cant talk!
I need some more God *&%#@#% REST!

We even created a safe word that when I type it she unleashes the torrent.
Try it at home with your trusted friends. Belly laughs are healing.